A/N: For kageotogi's list: 35) Armstrong x Pinako.
Warnings: Implied smut, slight crack
Beta: Cathy! *glomps* All mistakes are mine, unless you count the original idea. XDDDDDDD
Summary: Until recently, Alex Louis Armstrong had never found someone with whom he felt he could share so many of his family’s techniques.
For countless generations, the Armstrong family had demonstrated many various techniques, each generation creating new ones or perfecting old ones. In attempts to woo lovers worthy of the Armstrong line, the members of the Armstrong family practiced their techniques before the objects of their affection.
Until recently, Alex Louis Armstrong had never found someone with whom he felt he could share so many of his family’s techniques.
Until now, he had never found someone who could match them.
“Oh, Pinako,” Alex said with a sigh when he finally caught his breath. “That was magnificent.”
Beside him, Pinako Rockbell calmly huffed her pipe. She didn’t answer, but that was all right: Her body had been eloquent and loquacious enough during the past few hours. Alex stared adoringly at her deceptively small, wizened body. She lay unashamed on top of the ruffled sheets and he drank in the sight of her.
“I’m happy to know you weren’t lying about your techniques,” Pinako said presently, reaching beside her to grasp her glasses. She slipped them on with her usual calm grace, and Alex decided he could watch her move like that for many more years. “Most men lie about performing cunnilingus.”
Just hearing her speak about it was enough to enflame Alex’s passion once more. He rolled over and held himself over her supine body. She stared back, smoking her pipe.
“Would you allow me the honor of practicing my technique?” Alex requested earnestly.
Blowing out a smoke ring, Pinako nodded her consent.
Five minutes later, Edward Elric strolled into the room. “Hey, Granny, Winry says-” He paused, hand still on the doorknob. “Never mind. Where’s the key to the liquor cabinet?”
“By my-ugh-work table.”
Nodding, Edward slammed the door shut. The next morning, Alex offered to show him various hangover techniques. Not giving the woozy boy time to answer, Pinako dragged Alex back upstairs, reminding him of various other techniques he had promised to show her.